Taco Man

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Taco Man
(sung to the tune of 'Particle Man')
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Taco Man, Taco Man
Doing the things a Taco can
What's his cost? It's not important
Taco Man
Is he a hard, or is he a soft?
When he's under hot sauce, do drinks get quaffed?
Or does the hot sauce get quaffed instead?
Nobody knows
Taco Man

Customer Man, Customer Man
Customer Man hates Taco Man
He's always right
Customer wins
Customer Man

Gamingverse Man, Gamingverse Man
King of the entire Gamingverse Man
Usually kind to Newbie Man
Gamingverse Man
He's got a site with a Halo Clan,
A Guild Wars Clan, and a Warcraft Clan
And when they meet, he's a happy man
Powerful man
Gamingverse Man

Burrito Man, Burrito Man
Being cooked up in a frying pan
Lives his life 'neath a heating lamp
Burrito Man
Is he a bean, or is he a beef?
Does he have cheese and lettuce leafs?
Who will buy a Burrito Man?
Degraded Man
Burrito Man

Customer Man, Customer Man
Customer Man hates Burrito Man
He's always right
Customer wins
Customer Man

[Andrew]

Heh heh heh, got quite a few chuckles out of THAT one. Accursed Customer Man! Now many things can get crazy and we'll have a million of these parodies by the year's end. Whoo-ha.