You're addicted to Zelda when...
I found this at my usuall Zelda and Nintendo site - Zelda Domain, and its great. Here it is! (Thanks guys at Zelda Domain!)
Editorial: You Know You're Addicted to Zelda When...
By nuck44 on 18 Aug 2005
Credit for this goes to the GameSpot Legend of Zelda Union Members who came up with these in their board,aheumann for coming up with the thread and Sizzletop for compiling this list (with a little editing done by nuck44). A big thank you to nuck44 for allowing Zelda Domain to use their editorials, we hope this is the start of a brilliant alliance.
You know you are addicted to Zelda when:
You never speak. Only exclaim in "yaaa" and "Haaii."
You get extremely irritated every time you hear someone say "Hey! Listen!"
You practice your rolling technique, because once you've mastered it, you can jump off of ten story buildings without getting hurt.
You hunt down a copy of the soundtrack after failing to get a real Ocarina to sound that good.
You start having conversations with boats.
You make a "You know you're addicted to Zelda" thread.
You teach your pet Falcon to hunt blonde haired girls with points ears.
Your school textbooks are covered in scratchy drawings depicting the layout of all the dungeons you have ever played.
You don't play with a controller, you hook your system up to your veins and control the game via mind power.
You own Legend of Zelda T-shirts.
You wear a green tunic and run around everywhere with a wooden sword.
You go around hitting walls with your sword hoping to find one you can use a bomb on.
You drink milk just like Link (from a dirty bottle found at the bottom of a lake).
You have beaten your favourite one more than 5 times.
You can beat half of MM in one period (the three ingame days).
You run into a bookcase to get the book at the top.
You cut bushes to find money.
You look under rocks to find money.
You try using a grappling hook like a pulley to swing across flimsy pieces of wood.
You run into people's houses and start breaking their pots.
You capture fireflies and torture them while saying "Die, Navi, DIE!!!!!!!!!"
You draw the master sword in paint.
You buy a guide for the Wind Waker for the sea chart that are in it and draw a Triforce on it.
You try to decipher Hylian text (didn't work).
You wear boots with wings on them and jump off a roof trying to hover.
You start making up last names for the characters because they don't have any.
You put on a mask, and hope you turn into whatever it is and look cool sporting it.
You travel around the world, hoping to see the "face" of the moon.
You try to make your own Golden gauntlets with painted duct tape and leather gloves, then try to lift a bulldozer w/ the gloves on.
This is only a sample though. You can find the rest here at:
www.zelda.nintendodomain.net/editorial.php?id=13
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